Cool down the climate

The political climate in the U.S. is as heated as our planet has become. Trump still desires to run a country in his narcissistic world. His followers are loyal, equally narcissistic, selfish, blind to science and medicine, and eager to follow their orange Pied Piper to wherever.

I propose that we give Trump and his cronies Puerto Rico. In doing this, the citizens of Puerto Rico obtain all of Trump’s holdings, Mar-a-Lago and all his properties here in the U.S. It could be a fair trade, but we might need a Russian bank loan to the citizens of Puerto Rico to make it fair. For the loyal Trumpites, move the Jim Jordans, the Ted Cruzes, the Mo Brookses, the Josh Hawleys, etc., to Puerto Rico so they can bow to their loathsome leader.

Let Trump throw paper towels at his followers with the next hurricane. His health-care system will only have to treat one person with appropriate medicine (Trump) and the rest can take hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin, bleach, and all the internal irradiation a person can tolerate. His military will be run by militias like the the Proud Boys, which I’m sure will be fair and will apply true justice, but only if given the appropriate alcoholic beverage first.

The USA that I once knew may return to trusting science, medicine, and our government may return to normal debate and work for the people of the U.S. If only it was that easy.

ANDY CONAUGHTON

Vilonia