Need a distraction

We need something to distract Donald Trump from running for the White House. Does anyone think he’d ever leave this time?

Well, I’ve found what might distract him. Does Trump know about IVG? Japanese scientists have used in-vitro gametogenesis on cells from the tails of mice to produce healthy IVG mice! Can humans be far behind? Can unscrupulous scientists be tempted by a billionaire?

Trump is already 76 years old. Which is more tempting, a few years as president-for-life or an army of Mini-Mes?

ALBERT J. LARSON Eureka Springs